because I wonder if I can actually think of 101 things about myself.

1. Since the title says 'ass,' here's a fact about my actual ass:  its big.

2. G-Dragon is my ultimate bias. (my G-Daddy)

3. J-Hope is my ultimate bias wrecker. (and my J-Daddy)

4. I taste all of my dog's treats.

5. I broke my right wrist when I was nine.  Story:  I was racing my friends on a bike.  I looked behind me to see how far behind they were (I was winning).  When I looked ahead, I had to make a split second decision; either ride straight into a tree branch and fall, or swerve around the tree branch and immediately hit the big metal dumpster.  The tree branch sounded like the safer option.  Nope.

6. I can draw... I'm really, really good.... but I cant draw stick people for my life.

7. I love all Science.  The universe and everything in and about it is cool.

8. I hate learning Math

9. but I love Maths. (like once I get how to do it, it's fun.)

10. I was ahead of everyone in everything in 5th grade (year 6) & it was extremely boring.  I should've skipped that grade like my mom told me to.

11. I'm tecnically a dropout.

12. I'm taking the test to get a High School Equivalency Diploma in 2 weeks though, so I'm still going to college.

13. I am not a morning person at all.

14. One summer, I refused to leave the house because I was that afraid of wasps.  I still am... I'm just... actually trying to face my biggest fear. (its a diagnosed phobia)

15. I'm afraid of falling.

16. IT by Stephen King is one of my most absolute favourite books.

17. #Twihard #TeamEdward

18. I'm one of the people who make those sexy/cute/ship vines of K-pop dudes.... (mainly BTS) except what I make aren't technically vines bc I don't have Vine. and they are much longer than 7 seconds.

19. My mother is 36 and has been 36 for a while because I seriously can not remember her age.

20. I have a little sister who is 13 years younger than me.

21. I prefer hard candy over the other kind... unless its black licorice

22. My favourite candy is black licorice.  I love it so much ofmgskkf

23. I hate pie.  The crust, the fillings, all of it.  Sure, you might think chocolate pie filling tastes like chocolate pudding, but it's not pudding, it's pie filling.

24. I like to clean, excluding dishes.

25. I read yaoi manga.  Ngh ahhh squelch schlip

26. I like anime & manga a lot.

27. but K-pop distracts me from it so... K-pop distracts me from life.

28. My obsession with K-pop all happened when I decided to learn the names & faces of all 12 EXO members because people said it was hard to do. (Even though there were only 10 at that time...)  ....igotsuhoandkaimixedup

29. G-Dragon's Crayon MV is the first K-pop music video that I ever watched.  It was YouTube's suggestion after I watched some yaoi amv...  I clicked on it because of his hair.

30. Popsicles aren't just for hot summers in my opinion

31. The only ball-sport I can somewhat succeed at is street basketball and minigolf.

32. I can play minigolf, but not fucking put-put.  I fail at put-put so hard and it angers me.

33. I'm really good at tongue twisters.

34. Once upon a time, I was an adolescent drug dealer (just me, myself & I)

35. I can curl my tongue like a taco shell.

36. 5 years ago, I made up a squirrel named Charlie who follows me around like a stalker. and I still see him everywhere. (lol)

37. I have a really hard time showing sympathy...

38. I make a lot of memes and silly shit in photoshop.

39. I make a weird, fast, breathless "gegegegege" sound when I'm straight-up terrified.

40. I don't scream when I'm scared, I laugh.... yell-laugh.  yellaugh... I made a word.

41. I get frightened easily, like J-Hope... and I'm just as dramatic and loud about it lmao

42. I am physically attracted to H2O.

43. The whole reason I started to read fanfiction is because I shipped Vkook that hard and I was desperate to get more of it.

44. The first fanfic I ever read was some Vkook one-shot where V fucked Kookie against the wall in the kitchen and I was like "woah"

45. I make a lot of ship edits... Getting more of Vkook was one of the reasons I ever started.  (I might get hate for this, but honestly, I dont think the boys are going to go looking on my Wattpad anytime soon okay)
Examples:

46. I have a dog and a cat.

47. I'm okay with having some of my dog or cat's hair on/in my clothes because that means that they're with me wherever I go.<3

48. Fruits are Love, but Meat is Life

49. My tongue is magical according to some persons.
...OH OH OHHH ITS MAGIC YOU KNOOOOOOOW NEVER BELIEVE ITS NOT SOOOOO 

50. I'm a very family oriented person.

51. My favourite actor is Adam Sandler. (Robert Pattinson is a close second tho)

52. Fantasy is general is something I love, but especially medieval fantasy.  Mages, alchemists, magik, dragons, witches, goblins, wraiths, etc.

53. My top two favourite game series on the XBox are Resident Evil, and Fable. (theyre both #1, I cant choose)

54. My favourite PC games are the Sims games. (Including SimCity)

55. Online computer games favourites are RuneScape and League of Legends

56. I still play my GameCube..... except I play the games on my Wii because my mom convinced me to sell the cube when I was 8 ): #regret

57. Might as well admit to playing Wii games, too.

58. I play the Nintendo DS/Gameboy~ (I say DS/Gameboy because I have the DS Lite, which plays both)

59. My all-time favourite video game is Mappy.  Its actually an old ass arcade game.  (1983)

60. I just realised some people will have no idea what a GameCube is.  Its this:

61. I wear rubber bracelets 24/7...  It's a security thing.

62. I just realised that the likely hood of someone reading all of these is second to none.

63. Sometimes I get random spurts of social butterfly disease.

64. I have lived as a hermit for over a year and a half.

65. I'm just a half-hermit now though.

66. I wear a ring on my right middle finger that my sister got me 3 years ago (Mom says she hit the box and it fell into the shopping cart)  I have never willingly taken it off.

67. I avoid talking to people by plugging my ears and jamming like I'm at home. I figure people will think I'm mental and avoid me...

68. I physically and mentally cannot make myself walk into a room full of people.

69. I'm the Potato King of Potato Kingdom that contains fruits and a fungus.  They're awesome.

70. I don't get grossed out easily.

71. The only thing that will make me queasy is puke.  Seeing it or smelling it in the flesh will make me want to vomit.

72. I have watched some seriously sick ass porn.

73. I call my favourite porn video "Octopussy."

74. Call me sick and twisted, but I enjoy weird porn. It's just so entertaining.  Who wouldn't wanna see live octopus being-- oh w8... a lot of you are like 12.  nvm.  I'll stop now.

75. I love spiders.  They are the perfect pest control.

76. Birdwatching is a hobby of mine.

77. My favourite bird is the Blue Jay.  They're actually assholes.

78. I'm a Goofy Goober

79. I've been collecting rocks since I was 4.

80. I have rocks from Liechtenstein, Switzerland, Germany, 6 or 7 states in the USA, Canada (Ontario & Quebec), Mexico, South Africa, Costa Rica, Turks N Cacos, Barbados, & rocks from the royal garden of the British Castle place thingy I cant even think the name of [im so sorry]... the ones from South Africa are still in a South African napkin with South African dirt in it too fnjssodjwjfjeidomfg)

81. I like rocks. :')

82. I like the ocean a lot.  I like listening to it and being in it, warm or cold.

83. I want to go outside and adventure in the woods n such

84. but I really dont like most bugs touching me.

85. I was conceived in North Carolina, USA.  :')  (not born, conceived)

86. I really love sleeping

87. ...but I never go to bed

88. I talk to myself.

89. I answer myself.

90. My eyesight is complete shit, but my sense of smell and taste is above average.  Thats 3 facts.  fuck.

91. My straight teeth are 100% natural.

92. When I was a child, I always wanted braces, but that obviously never happened.

93. I'm one of the few people who has taken pictures of a sloth during its waking minutes.  (It's "few" when you compare it to the population on the planet)

94. In my right hand, I broke my Metacarpophalangeal (MCP) & my 4th Metacarpal & Proximal Phalange, & fractured my 5th Metacarpal.

95. The skin/nerves above the ring finger knuckle (MCP) is permanently damaged because of it... The skin won't fucking move and it feels weird to touch it.

96. I know my bones. All of them (;

97. I get super perverted and straightforward after midnight.  Like now.

98. I actually dont like really loud sounds.  It hurts my ears.  (The trick is dulling everything by always keeping ear buds in, even without music)

99. My favourite sandwich is a PEANUT BUTTER AND PICKLE SANDWICH.

100. Researching random subjects is something I do often.

101. This took an hour to type.

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I looked over all of this in the morning to make sure I actually did 101 and didnt put offensive stuff.... so, in all reality, I actually spent 4 hours on this. lol.