(1987 us version)

Freddy in video: *head spazzes out in the camera (in some frames, his head was upside down o.o)*

Man: IM TAKING AN AXE

Freddy in video: mmmmkay.

Man: AND I WILL REPEATEDLY HIT YA WITH IT USING ONLY ONE ARM

Freddy in video: O.O WHAT LOGIC IS THAT

EileMonty: I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE

Freddy in video: WAIT NO

Man: *repeatedly hits Freddy with the thing using one arm*

Withered Freddy: O.O

Withered Freddy: HE'S RIGHT

Withered Freddy: WHAT KIND OF LOGIC

Purple guy: its called...

Purple guy: ABS

Toy Freddy: O.O OH GEHD GET IT AWAY FROM US

Mangle: OH GEHD ITS DESTROYING MY BODY

Toy bonnie: THROW THE CHEESE

Toy chica: *Eyeballs and beak pop off*

Eyes and beak: look, we... we... can't... process this... this... hideous... ... sight

Toy chica: hey where are you going?

Eyes and beak: narnia

Toy chica: NO WAIT COME BACK

Goldie: MY EYES MY EYES AAAAAAAH

*everyone sees Freddy's bolts, screws, and gears fly everywhere with random static*

Withered and toy animatronics: o.o

Withered and toy animatronics: processing... processing... processing...

Purple guy: realization in 3, 2, 1-

Withered Freddy: OH GEHD PG DESTROYED MEH

Toy Freddy: SO MUCH VIOLENCE

*in the video, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy start moving. And roaming around the halls*

Man: *runs up to the others and start destroying them*

Withered and toy animatronics: O.O

Withered bonnie: HOLEY

Withered foxy: MOTHER

Withered chica: ON THE NICE QUIET HILLS OF PANCAKELAND

Withered chica: NOPE NOPE NOPE IM GONNA GO NOW,

Withered chica: PACK MY BAGS, *shoves toy chica in a bag* AND GO RITE NOW

Withered foxy: YES ME TOO *shoves jars of ice cream in a bag

Withered bonnie: HOW DO THEY EVEN FIT IN THERE

Withered Freddy: A LITTLE HELP I CANT GET FREDDY IN MY BAG

Toy Freddy: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE HAHAHAHA

Marionette: can any of you guys watch this video without freaking out?

BB: dude. Everything's scary when there's someone close getting destroyed by a barney costplayer with abs using only arm.

Purple guy: IM NO BARNEY COSTPLAYER

Withered foxy: EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT BARNEY IM GONNA SELL YA ICE CREAM IN A JAR

*everyone buys foxy's ice cream *

Withered bonnie: what flavor is this?

Withered foxy: GIRAFFE FLAVOR

Withered bonnie: WAITAMINIT WHAT

*giraffes that came from nowhere spazz out and fly everywhere*

*everything explodes*

#Giraffelogiciscarl'snewnickname