When PG murdered us

Purple guy: now, if you kids don't want to die, you have to describe what's in this diaper. *shows the kids the diaper*

Freddy: uh... I'll go first...

Freddy: IT LOOKS LIKE DAWG POOP

Purple: *kills Freddy*

Bonnie:  O.O I THINK IT SMELLS SO BAD THAT I THINK I WILL DIE BEFORE YOU KILL ME

Purple: *kills bonnie*

Foxy: IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE OUT MY INSIDES

Purple: *kills foxy*

Purple: now, you're the last kid. Don't say anything stupid and describe it correctly!!!!

Chica: *about to puke* CHUNKY!!!!

Goldie: *wheezes* :D

Purple: THAT IS THE GROSSEST THING THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD THAT CAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

Purple: therefore, I'm going to kill you.

Purple: *kills chica*

Goldie: hey... what is the answer?

Purple: IT WAS OBVIOUSLY TOASTY!!!

Purple: *shoves Goldie into a golden Freddy suit with the endoskeleton*

Goldie: *comes back to life* OH DAMMIT PG

Purple: *puts the other kids in the suits*

And here, we have learned once again...

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!