Mike: *stares at Carl*

Carl the cupcake: *cute face*

Mike: OAO

Carl: *kawaii face*

Mike: OAO OMAIGOD

Carl: ...

Mike: ...

Carl: desu.

Mike: AAAAAAAAH *runs up to Carl*

Mike: *pets Carl* Y U SO KYUT

Carl: *bites mike's hand* nom.

Mike: ... o.o

Carl: omnomnomnomnomnomnomnom~?

Mike:  *shoots beacon through mouth* HWUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Moral lesson: the cupcake is a lie.