Freddy: you see, kids, when you breathe, you give off something called carbon dio-

Mike: *comes in* WAIT I KNOW WHAT ITS CALLED ITS CALLED-

Kid: *farts*

Bonnie: T-T

Chica: *covers beak*

Foxy in pirate cove: OH GOD MY NOSE IT BURNS IT BURNS SCREEEE- *nose explodes*

Kid: *finishes farting*

Mike: -AND ITS REALLY NASTY!!!

Moral lesson: mike isn't good at entertaining children when it comes to air.