Mike: HELLO EN WELCUM 2 DA BOXING CHANNEL

Foxy: WITH UR HOSTS MIKE AND FOXY THE HANDSOME PIRATE FOX

Mike: ... okay.

Foxy: DIS MONTH, ITS A BATTLE BETWEEN FREDDY FAZBEARD AND BONNIE TEHHHH BUNNEH

Mike: ... he doesnt have a beard...

Foxy: IT DOESNT MATTER ANYWAYZ

*Freddy and bonnie enter the pentagon...*

Mike: hey chica, isn't it the octagon???

Chica: ITS A HEXAGON

Mike: octagon.

Chica: DECAGON

Mike: octagon...

Chica: NONAGON

Mike: BRUH WHATEVAHHH

Freddy: *sits inside a cardboard box*

Bonnie: *sits inside a cardboard box*

Foxy: LET DEH FITE BEGIN

Freddy: ...

Bonnie: ....

Mike: ....

Bonnie: *throws eraser at Freddy, hits Freddy's nose*

Freddy: *box tips down*

Foxy: AND THE CROWD GOES WILD

Goldie: clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap

Chica: clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap

Carl the cupcake: *wakes up* WHOA WHERE AM I

Foxy: ... bruh, good morning, Carl.