LAWL, this song has been my favorite for like, my whole life.

Me: Don't like it? Talk to my lawyer.
Y/N: Your lawyer hasn't been here for weeks -3-
Me: W-what do you mean he hasn't been here for weeks?!
*remembers that I killed him in rage*
Oh, shiet.

Me: Ermmmm... Secretary?!
Y/N: You've never had one. Your the princess!!
Me: Then why would I have a lawyer *smirks*
Y/N: Because you have wayyyyyy to many fanboys. And plus, people are hunting you down.
Me: oooohhhhh yeah. Forgot 'bout that... o3o
Y/N: Yeahhh... *looks around the room* Gotta go!!~ *runs off*
Me: SOLDIERS, PALADINS, MERCENARIES, I DON'T CARE, JUST CHASE AFTER HER!
Random people dressed as warriors: Aye, Sir!
Me: Da fauq?! Your not happy! What the hell has happened to society?!? Kill me nooowwwwwwwww *vigorously shakes a innocent man*
Taka: OKKKKAAAAAAYYY *attempts to kill me*
Me: lawl no. I'm on special K. You can't touch dissss!

*ahem* sorry. I'm going crazy.