I was on Cleverbot because I was bored and it turned out Cleverbot is a pervert... Me and my friend Kathleen get the worst of luck on there.

Kathleen always gets murderers and I always get the perverts... It's weird but funny at the same time. I hate the perverts sometimes though because they are always asking me really weird questions like above.

Go talk to Cleverbot and send me what it says. Mine always changes genders but never names... It's name is always Link and I have no clue why.

Kathleen says it's probably Dark Link Or BEN Drowned and I just look at her like shes crazy before slowly walking away.