"Oh dear, shark the angry dragon gave mean glares at the protagonist. Gee, I wonder if he's secretly on the dark side."
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"Oh no, someone has been killing all the royal eggs. Gee I wonder who it could be."
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"Gee, someone just attacked Tsunami in one of the tunnels. I wonder who it could be. No, really!"
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"..."
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"HOLY PYRRHIA IT WAS THE BLOOMING STATUE!"
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"And the guy who tried to kill Tsunami was that one Royal nerd, I can't--"
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Omg I laughed so hard when I saw this- lol.