Spoilers for the Oras Delta Episode ahead—

Zinnia, what the heck, don't take Ruby away from me, we had this amazing cutscene and stuff >:0

Wait, oops, it was about the keystone, whoops

Ruby, what the heck, I want you to watch the falling rocks with me, not talk about someone else ;-;

Yo, Matt, what are you doing in front of Wally's house, wha

What the heck, buff dude, I'm the champion, be  s c a r e d >:(

Why did you just tell me where you're going

Well, it's alright because I wanted to beat you up anyways :D

Steven, no, I want to beat him up please

"After you"
Do you want to stab me in the back??

"Weapon created by a man"
AZ?

Dude, I've been carrying a rock around, I can give you that

Please, I have been carrying a rock for almost my whole travel

Wait, nevermind, its named Angelo, you can't have it

Oh hey, it's Zinnia, the girl who walked in front of my house, ruined my almost date, and maybe stalked me

Wait, nevermind about the stalking, I'm the only one who's ever shown on the Buzznav

Oh wow, I have fans :0

Wait, I obviously do, I do contests

Zinnia, you're not special

Oh hey, her team can all mega evolve, that's pretty cool

I have the same thing going on, oop

Oh yeah, just to clarify, I don't hate her or anyone, asdf, I just like poking fun at stuff they do

Yes, thanks for stopping me from picking something up myself

Uhhh, my actions are just what the story's telling me to do??

Are you not self aware??

Oh my goodness, the cave has WiFi

Also, nah, I wanna see if I can get a bike

Ok, shoot, it's complicated

Actually, I can do it

The acro bike is so slow, wha

I hate it .___.

At least I can do the dangerous jumpy jump

This kid's name is Hideo, I wonder how many JoJo references he would hear if he knew someone who liked it

Yess, I finally get my Mach bike back :D

What the heck, I can't get to a location I need to go

Rip, time to give my rock to the rock dude

Wait, shoot, I went to his dad

Sure, I'll buy 99 potions

The Mossdeep space station is so cool :0

Oh my goddd

Wait, this is a free museum, awesome

Yooo, it's my fan, take my autograph :D

Yes, I have a better idea

Take my autograph and leave

Ooh, Meteor Falls, do I get to go on my date

Wait, no, what the heck, I want to go with Ruby, not with anyone else

Oh hey, onto the town of old people

Wait, I want a sharpedoite, time to give the evil dudes a visit

Oh hey, they're totally chill now

Shoot, can't get it yet

The lunatone is swimming :0

Hello, fellow Draconid, what have you come to sacrifice to me today?

"That kid trainer"
Please, asdf, I'm the c h a m p i o n

;-;

Guess some people will never recognize my worth, even after being repeatedly beat up

Woah, the Aqua grunts are walking in sync :0

I want to join Team Aqua so I can have friends who walk in sync with me :D

The Aqua out of battle music is awesome though :))

Yess, I got a sharpedonite :))

I've been running around so much, asdf

Time to meet the weird shirt dude again

Is what he's wearing even called a shirt??

Why's he complimenting a tree

Ok, why has no one figured out why Zinnia is summoning rayquaza

Obviously, it's gonna beat the bad rock to pieces with magical powers

Wallace, please, I'm the champion, of course I'm gonna beat you up

Ok, yay, story time

Yes, with the power of rocks, a triangle will happen

People like rocks an awful lot, gt hey should worship them

Oh wait, they did (?)

Eyyy, Zinnia summoned a magical not rock!!

...with rocks—

Rip, lmao, you're not the chosen one

Cause that's meee :))

Oh yeah, I totally have a magical rock

bUT IT'S NAMED ANGELO

;-;

It ate Angelo, what the heck

Yess, I cat to be a dragontamerrr :))

Cause my name is Dracooo

Not really, it's Valor in game .___.

Oop, it's level 70, and my team is 61-67

S h o o t

Lmao, it has extreme speed and I'm dying in two turns

While trying to not faint it, oop

Need to revive Katanaaa

Because false swipeeee

Ultra ball timeee

Wait, shoot, nature

Asdf, guess I'll never know

Oh wait, yess, I get to add it to my party, time to check its nature

Wait, shoot, I have you beat up Zinnia before I can check

What the heck, I have to go to space :0

But I can't check Rayquaza'a nature, asdf

Yooo, it's a triangle!!

It wants to murder me, help

wOAh, it's level 80

Eh, shoot, I give up on adamant rayquaza, deoxys is hard to catch ;-;

It has recover, help, I want to bang my head against the wall

Struggle time, I have literally one chance left :'D

N o p e

Lasts time I even could have saved was before catching rayquaza, lmao, time to go there

Y a y -

Asdf, at least I can try for a maybe better nature??

Eyyy, Mega Sharpedo looks great though

O h , fainted in one hit, shoot

I'm not having a very easy time, lol

Shoot, asdf

I'm beating taken out in one shot, help—

D r a g o n d a n c e

Oo, nice, paralysis at least

And Cyan is faster now—

Asdf, it's attack is getting scary, it's +3

But it has paralysis :))

Ultra ball timeee

Yess :))

Nope, special attack is higher than attack, that's bad, reset

Ok, Special is greater than attack once more, reset

What the heckkk, same thing again ;-;

Oh, cool, if I faint rayquaza, it just reappears

Except that Kiri is still fainted, asdf

Eh, I'll just reset

Uhh, attack is slightly less than special attack, I won't reset, but will if deoxys is dumb again

Flying into space on a rayquaza seems  k i n d  o f  dangerous now that I think about it, oop

Eyy, it's the triangle again

S h o o t, I fainted it

Asdf, I'm starting to dislike this

Hh, I really wish it saved before deoxys and after rayquaza ;-;

Ok, ok, this is good; attack is higher than special attack

Now we hope that deoxys is actually caught ;-;

If I fail to catch this stupid deoxys this time, I will get timer balls ;-;

Darn, recover

Ok, phew, still alive

Got a crit, rip deoxys, time to get timer balls

Got 30 timer balls and saved in front of rayquaza, time to hope

Spa > Atk, reset time :'D

Niceee, attack is higher than special attack :D

What the heck, I caught deoxys when it was at around 80% health with an ultra ball

.___.

aT LEAST I GOT IT, ASDF

Yo, where's Zinnia

Aster ran away, oop

Zinnia, whyyy, you could have talked to me yourself ;-;

Wait, whaaa

Wally got the ticket?

I'm so confused, but ok

I just realized how weirdly Steven stands

How is he balanced??

"I bow to the whims of the pampered heir"
Help, I read that as hair

Oh wait, yess, I get to watch the falling rocks with Ruby :D

Oh hey, Norman can cook :0

I love sitting on a bench three feet apart from each other

And staring into a pole

Yayyy, I get to eat dinner now

Wait, shoot, I never saw my food, how dare you

The Delta symbol looks like the Aether Foundation thing though, right??

Asdf, darn rayquaza's nature is impish, but I literally do not care enough to redo

Plus I saved, so—

Alrighty, publish time >:D