So if you go on YouTube for longer than like 10 minutes your bound to see the Sidemen diss tracks...........

Less just leave it at that because if I started ranting this post would be about 5000 words long easy. We all know this is just a publicity stunt for them to gain more views and to restart the diss track "trend". But some of the diss tracks weren't even good.

One of the worst was the first to come out a week ago. (Fuck you by the way Ethan you can't rap for shite.) For one it was short as frick. Two, it was repeative. Three the beat was trash. And Four it was about as strong as a butterfly slapping a puppy.

The next would have to be Deji's just because of the randomness. He starts off rapping about Ethan which makes since but then he goes on to complementing Simon, talking about sloppy seconds twice in a row and then talks about Vik fucking a minecraft pig? I give him props for having one over 3 minutes because everyone elses were pretty short in comparison. Either way I wasn't really surprised by his rapping skills since his brother is a rapper as well plus the only memorable thing about it was all the random lines and him saying dick 5000 times.

BUT THE ABSOLUTE WORST WAS VIKK'S. Most people might disagree but for most people.......your on Team Sidemen so your info on that is irrelevant. Seriously it was even worse than Ethan's and he switched the beat to one of the most over played indian songs of all time. At least the others tried but he was just making a joke out of the whole damn thing.

SIMON'S WAS FIRE🔥 🔥DISSAGREEE THEN YOUR A LIAR!!!🔥🔥 But yeah Simon doesn't even rap alot so I was suprised. Also you can tell he was focusing on the vocabulary more than just what beat is "more intense" (*cough cough*JJ). He was more Poetry than Rap but he did it in a way that was clean and actually sent a direct message instead of random shit or bass drops for no reason.

As for JJ. Earthquake was Ricegum's and we know it. I did enjoy how the song was equally separated though. Little Boy was pretty good. Mainly all he did was talk about Harry being posh and shit. But I liked when he talked about his girlfriend"s forehead because that was hilarious.

And lastly there's Harry's. The had the best beat in my opinion. It was about a 7/10 but it had its flaws. He said shit way too much. I loved the part about the Lamborghini and his delivery was nicely done. Plus I like how he didn't force anything down your throat (no innuendo intended.)

OVERALL RANKINGS:
Ethan: 3/10
JJ: 5.5/10 and 7/10
Ricegum (aka Laid Hawaiian Necklace) 8.5/10
Simon:10/10
Deji:6.2/10
W2S:7/10
Vikk: 1/10
Josh:0/0 Because you didn't even participate you random man child.

Links: to all the songs

Vikk
https://youtu.be/5iHIka_IYc8

Deji
https://youtu.be/FOTBjtud8z8

Ethan
https://youtu.be/ki1sl4Ad08Q

Ricegum(ft. Ksi)
https://youtu.be/uO0ZNHZ5F1E

Harry
https://youtu.be/pmcfL_qLhMo

Simon
https://youtu.be/ZyTNZBjyc30

JJ
https://youtu.be/YQKEJyDiIZc