Hi. So I'm supposed to write a paragraph about the stupidest thing I can think of. So about a dumb rant? There is a lot of stupid things in the world. Like people. Wattpadians to be exact. Y'all are stupid. But that's ok, because I am too. We have dirty jokes, stupid jokes, and we laugh and cry together... over fictional people. If you're followed to me, chances are you like Sonic content. And we laugh and Sonic's stupid quips and we cry when two fictional hedgehogs don't FUCKING GET TOGETHER- *deep breath* ...But yeah. We get angry and pull out our giant weapons from thin air like Amy whenever a villain does their job. Be's a villain. I mean- we don't kill all bees for protecting themselves, right? We don't pull out our weapons on characters that are USUALLY good. So why then? ...Because we hate'em. That's right people, we're super biased. We're biased on the protagonist's side. If I wrote "Sonic saved the world by imprisoning Chaos," you're on Sonic's side, right? But if I wrote "Chaos was imprisoned because he let his anger out on the wrong people, and his home was never restored," then you're on HIS side! It's about the point of view. I bet that if I wrote a story where EGGMAN was the protagonist, then y'all would favor him. I BET. And I'll do that! Eventually, when I'm done with the 3 stories I have no motivation to write. We. Are. Stupid. We. Are. Complicated. That's just how we are. Some Wattpadians are hard to please, some are not. But we all use Wattpad... so Watt the heck?