Emily: What's up, s********?!
Me: Anyway, I can't help but think that it is weird when people say things are something as f*ck. For example, cute af, chill af, cold as f***, etc.
Emily: It's f****** used for exaggeration, fat*** b****.
Me: *long cough* As Emily pointed out, it can be used for exaggeration or describing. I think. But I'm just thinking... How can something be small as f? Because having intercourse isn't something small. And how can having sex be cute? Plus I'm pretty sure sex can't be cold, unless a person does it with a corpse, in a cold place. However, I think the person doing the thing will get heated. And the entire situation would be necrophilia...
Emily: *face palm* Exaggeration, stupida** b****.
Me: You're lucky you tied me up. A VERY LUCKY CHILD.
Emily: Ignore her ugly weirdness.
Me: You little-- Anyway, I apologize for her rudeness. And the fact that she'll still be here for a while. ;-; This has been another session of Audrey cannot understand the popular trends of 2015 and the other years of the 2000s. Have a great day/night~! ^_^
Emily: *censored cursing in the distance*