As you may know, you can do many things with lemons. So when life gives you lemons...
You make lemonade.
You make cranberry juice and have people wonder how you managed to do that.
You make some food with them and feed it to the homeless and hungry.
You squirt lemon juice in life's eyes.
You squeeze them in the eyes or cut(s) of a person you despise.
You throw them at random things, people, and life.

OR....

YOU
CAN
Write an extremely smutty lemon on the fruit and hand it back to life. Watch life become traumatized and run to the end of the rainbow while laughing because you now had infuriated life (who is blushing), but life can not deny they secretly enjoyed it.

HAVE FUN WITH THAT. Oh and... *hands all of you lemons (fruits)* Take these and have fun with them. ^_^

Have a great day/night~!