"You know what would be worse than biting a worm and an apple popped out?"
"If you bit into a steak, but realize that it's actually a human heart." *freaked out stares* 0-0

"It's so big, just like my dick."
"Hanson*, please stop." // *The name of my friend was changed for protection. //
"I won't, just like my dick."
"Oh my fudge. Stop, please." *holding in laughter*

"You know what I live for? Titties."

"You're a bitch."
"But I know you like me."

"Oh my god, I think Eren* is dead."
"Don't die before your wedding~!"
"Audrey, stop. Just get out right now."
"Nice one Audd!" *high five*

"Audrey, you're a bad Asian."
"Hanson, just because I won't do your homework if you pay me doesn't mean I am a bad Asian."
"Goddammit Audrey."
"You should do your own work. Now shush."

"Oh my gosh, Adrian is such an idiot."
"Like, oh my fucking God, he is really annoying."
"Oh my god that is true."
"That's a totally cute outfit."
"Thank you! Anyways, Ms. Lumberbatch was being a complete bitch today. She told us to be quiet, but she should already know that can't happen."
"Yeah, why can't she just shut the fuck up?" <-------- That is what I usually hear from the popular girls at school.

And this is the end of another episode of...
STUFF AMERICAN TEENAGERS SAY! :D *slapped*
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On a side note, as of today, the death of Edgar Allen Poe still remains a mystery. Two popular theories are alcoholism and rabies.

"Anyways" isn't a word. Seriously, I know it sounds better, but it's not even a real word. "Anyway", on the other hand, is correct.

The speed of light is the fastest anything can go. Light also has zero mass, which allows it travel at that speed.