(I originally wanted to name it Bob, but I name everything Bob, so I changed it to Gred.)

Gred POV: 

T'was an amazing day. I was in my package, with all of my siblings, and I didn't sink into depression. That was because we were bought from the shop and I finally felt useful for once! 

We rested in a cupboard for a few days. I bet they don't want to use me. I'm so pathetic. Wh- Wait a minute. GET OUT OF MY HEAD DEPRESSION!!! Ok. Ahem, sorry. 

--------------------------------HI I'M CALLED JALB, SHORT FOR JUST ANOTHER LINE BREAK. I'M THE OTHER LINE BREAK'S BROTHER-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Still Gred's POV:

Well that was an extremely long line break... anyways, I woke up today and the light was shining through the cupboard. The mice in the cupboard, named Conner and Travis, ran away. Sneaky little things, stealing stuff when they weren't supposed to. Before I could think anymore, a hand grabbed the packet I was in. OH MAH GAHD I'M ACTUALLY USEFUL!

So we were cooked and me and my family made a pretty nice spaghetti, if I do say so myself. We were served in front of a huge giant family, and they started eating my sibling. I had no idea whether to be horrified or happy. But I knew my twin, named Forge, was the former. He started ranting in noodle language, which unfortunately the ugly giants can't hear. When the giant came to pick him up, he flicked himself up and hit the giant on the nose! The giant froze, and started randomly contemplating life. Surprisingly, I could hear their thoughts.

Oh gods, even the noodle hates me. :(. I'll name him Bob, after my bug friends! Actually, I can't use the same name, that won't look good on my Wattpad story. Hmmm... what about Forge? That's a good name. And he can have a depressed twin named Gred! Like Otis the goat from Magnus Chase that got killed over and over again! 

My little noodle heart was shattered. No, it was not because I was all imaginary. It was because... AUTHOR I'M VEGETARIAN STOP MAKING ME SEE VIVID IMAGES OF A DEPRESSED DEAD GOAT!!! I'M A NOODLE FOR GOD'S SAKE, I SHOULDN'T SEE THIS INAPPROPRIATENESS. I HATE YOU, YOU STUPID *not suitable for children* PIECE OF *also not suitable for children*! Wait, don't end my POV plea-

Author's POV:

Well that was a lot of drama. All over one tiny little noodle. I better go now, I need to escape from the coronavirus. Bye!

Random question of the chapter: Should I make more chapters with OC's? Ok, I now this question is not random.

Acual Random Question: Blue food is yummy. :D Ok, this question was not a question either. 

THE actual random question: Cannibalism?