Author: So I'm going to introduce you to my imaginary friend/voice in my head, Andrew!

Author: Say hi, Andrew!

Andrew: Hi.

Author: *shocked* You actually listened to me? 

Andrew: I want to make some new friends that are better than you. And I'm pretty sure everyone here is. 

Author: ...

Author: He hates me for some reason.

Andrew: Maybe because you called me LUCAS.

Author: That was once! And you hated me before you even had a name! 

Andrew: Uh huh? Where is your proof?

Author: *mimicking* Ugh, you're so slow! Oh my God, my grandma can run faster than that, and she's dead!

Andrew: *offended* My voice does NOT sound like that! And I never said the grandma part, I don't have one!

Arbee: What's happening? 

Author: I just realized that I have a love for names starting with A. And yes, it's THE Arbee. Everyone that dies in my other book reappears here. This is the back-up, in case angry readers start attacking me for killing their favourite character.

Author: By the way, if you haven't read my other book, then you might not know what I'm talking about. And I've spoiled everything :( (The other book is unpublished now bc idk what's going on anymore and I need to plannnn)

Andrew: Are you secretly self-promoting your book?

Author: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Arbee: You have to go to sleep

Andrew: ...

Author: (·̿Ĺ̯·̿ ̿)

Arbee: NOW.

Andrew: *Slowly backs away* Yup, I'll go to bed now, alright, bye! *Runs off quickly*

Author: BYE! *Yeets self into bed*

Arbee: Alright, see you next chapter! If the Author decides to put me there of course. 

Random statement of the chapter: I want ice cream. 

Random question of the chapter: Do you think abortion is crueler than killing a new born?