Wearing heels makes me feel awesome. I don't even feel lady-like, I just feel fucking awesome. But, if I wear them too long, then I feel like garbage. It hurts so bad!

Then that heavenly moment comes when I get to take them off....

It feels like I've been sent to heaven, had an orgasm five times, and was given ten million dollars. So. Amazing.
This is basically the only reason I wear heels around my house, even if my family looks at me crazy. Because it feels so amazing when I take them off after an hour or so.

Am I crazy for doing this? Probably.