Alright so I was inspired by a game, Undertale, to call dogs 'Firm Cats' because it's true!

I've got 3 firm cats and 2 cats at home. Haha, confusing, but people will soon learn!

Firm cats = Dogs
I know, I'm strange. Please, tell me more about how weird I am! :D

*Reading this page about firm cats fills you with DETERMINATION.