"So much wasted potential throughout infinite universes... Within every universe, no mind can be compared to ours. To the minds of those who are the Ryuzaki Mikazuchi of every universe. But there's too many of them. There's infinite of them. But I have found a way to cleanse the multiverse of all of them. I am the one who would snap his fingers and clean the multiverse. I would be the only Ryuzaki left. But there was an anomaly. One Ryuzaki that wasn't suppost to exist. And so, I made it my goal to kill him with my own hands and then, to become the only Ryuzaki."

"So much potential wasted in two separate bodies. It was the smartest choice to become one." Said the black and white haired teenager with scars throughout his arms. He was inside a cave full of blue lights and the corpse of Shooting Star Dragon being modified by droids who implanted parts of Chronojet Dragon Z.
"Half Yza." He extended his left hand. "Half Ryuzaki." He extended his right hand. "My mind. My knowledge. My power. I changed this world. I took away it's weakness. I took away it's bad sides by using the potential behind uniting two bei-" The teenager couldn't end his sentence due to his head hitting the wall of the cave.
"Shut up, Ryuzyza." The voice spoke. Using the golden gauntlet in his right hand, he grabbed the head of the so called Ryuzya and lift the body. "Is it 'Ri-u-zai-a' or 'Ri-u-zu-ai-a'?" The voice asked before showing a small laugh. "Yeah, I don't care." The golden gauntlet smashed the head into the wall once again before aiming the body that fell into the floor. "You know, you really are monster. You may just be even worse than me. Do you think that this universe's Rukia and Payic deserved it? Do you think they wanted to be fused? You may just be worse than me. But the difference is: I know what is my place in the universe. And that is to become the only one of our kind." Directly from the golden gauntlet, a blast of golden energy was shot at the body, causing Ryuzya scream in pain as his body was quickly turned into nothing other than roasted bones.
"Two." The voice said as it smashed the skull of Ryuzya with his right hand, revealing a bright yellow gem. He grabbed it with his naked left hand and placed it into a slot on the golden gauntlet. The gauntlet had a total of six slots and two were full. One with the newly gained yellow gem and one with a  blue one. "This makes it two gems. The other four are in other universes but I'll find them." The voice said before starting to walked out of the cave. It finally reached the exist, which made it's body be bathed by the sun. The body of the murderous voice was quite familiar. It was a man's body. The body of a white haired man wearing dark cargo pants, army boots, a golden belt and a dark grey chest armor. In his right arm, he had the golden gauntlet and covering his face, he worse a black mask with red lens in the eyes. He stared at the destroyed world in front of him. "For fuck's sake Ryuzyza, you fucked this world better than I fucked mine in the future. Well, just need the other four Ryuzaki Stones and then I'll kill that asshole who can't be killed by this thing's effects." The blue gem within the gauntlet started shinning brightly, causing the body of the voice to enter a place within dimensions. It was like a blue corridor. He started walking forward. "I have one goal. To save the multiverse from psychos like Ryuzya. On another words, I have the task to cleanse the multiverse from every Ryuzaki Mikazuchi that isn't me. But there's one fucker who blocks this golden gauntlet from wiping out all other Ryuzakis. His existence is an anomaly. I need to kill him first before I can cleanse this multiverse. And I'm not planning on having a fair fight. Some say this may be unfair, but I don't really care. I only care about doing what I see as right. Some called me a monster, a tyrant, a wannabe Thanos. But my real name... is E."

"Cause once I get my game on I- Oh hello." Ryuzaki said while looking at the camera. "I know right? For how much time did I had to fondle Shida's balls until he started writing this OVA? I don't how much exactly, but knowing him it was probably more than two months. Let's just say that creating an expanded universe isn't the easiest of tasks. After all, he started writing this after releasing a trailer for the OVA that will come after this one and the next two OVAs. Now, I can't say the title but let's just say it would be very used by the legendary Big Shaq. Oh me? Well, I'm just here, chilling in my dark room. It's been ages ever since Yza died. But don't worry, this happens midway to Z World so the new protagonist hasn't been introduced yet. Oh right, he was in the last OVA. Then wait, does this happen before or after Age of Trap Breaker Dragon? Huh, confusing timelines. We're already doing better than the MCU. But anyway." He turned on the lights of his room and got up, rushing to his desk where he had a closed box. He reached out for a knife and stabbed the box. "I'm unboxing some shit. Man I already feel like His holiness Idups." He dragged the knife throught the box. "Oof, this is giving me some negative ASMR. Reminds of that time when I fought Tindangles on Nexus. Gotta admit, they have a shitty shuffler but hey, I top deck Raigeki so I can't complain much. I know right? The best character in the Vanguard Community is talking about Yu Gi Oh. Funny world. Anyway, back to this box. You see, this box has a very important plot device to move the plot of this OVA  forward because Shida can't do that. Let's see what it is. Start playing the Zelda music." He took out a rather funny looking object. It was a small cylindrical object with golden linnings. "Oh fuck, this looks like one of Shape's many rods. I wonder if it will make me wanna talk about bad archetypes on Youtube." He placed the object into the inner pocket of jacket and left his room. Then, he started runnings through the halls while screaming. "DASHING THROUGH THE HALLS! WAITING FOR IFU TO GET HIS ASS UP!"
"THAT'S NOT MY NAME, ASSHOLE!"
"MAVERICK IS PROBABLY DOWN STAIRS, MAKING SOME WEIRD PROTEIN SHAKE! MEANWHILE PAYIC IS WITHIN HER BATHROOM!" He slammed the door of the female's room just to be greeted with a scream.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, I'M TAKING A SHOWER!"
The male grinned and left the room before jumping into side bars of the stairs and sliding down. "OH RYUZAKI BELLS, RYUZAKI BELLS, RYUZAKI IS THE BEST ALL THE WAY!" He jumped from the bar to the ground. 
"And I thought Yza was ass at singing." Maverick said while taking a big sip of a green milkshake.
"That's greener than Shrek."
"Your dad's hair is greener than Shrek."
"Then again, this is Japan. Or United States of Ryuzaki, if that can be considered cannon."
"Fair nuff. So, watcha got for the team?"
"Ok so I got this pretty cool plot device that allows us to do stuff."
"What type of stuff?"
"Space stuff."
"Like what? Land on the moon?"
"Not that type of space. It's a device I decided to trademark as The Ryuzaki Rod of Teleportation."
"Ok we had to deal with exploding hospitals and enraged Chaos Breakers, what mess did you made this time?"
"A good one. And trust me, once I get this thing working, we will be the best team the world has ever seen!"
"I like the sound of that!"
"Me too!" Inu said from the stairs.
"Ah, good morning Iku!" Maverick greeted the boy.
"It's Inu! I-N-U! Emphasys on the N! One day you'll beg me to spare your life and on that day, you will say my name right."
"Pffff, sure, Ichu."
"NOW THAT'S TWO WRONG LETTERS! MAVERICK, THE HELL?!"
"I SAID IT RIGHT, I SWEAR ILULULU!"
"NOW THAT'S TWO MANY LETTERS AND MOST ARE WRONG!"
"Oh these memes won't ever go away. Wonder if Shida will ever make a better a joke. I mean, really, one day we will make the boobs and Iku jokes boring."
"IT'S INU YOU MOTHERLESS BASTARD!"
"HEY DON'T INSULT CLONING MACHINE 24-Z1!"
"You are idiots." Payic said from the top end of the stairway.
"Whatever!" Ryuzaki said in a loud voice to get the team's attention. "Anyway, we have a thing to do and that is make sure our friend russian man doesn't robs one of my old man's labs. Get in the van!"

"This lab is ass." Inu said while playing with an office chair. "You'd think the grand Ryuzu Myoujin would have fun labs."
"Your momma is ass." Ryuzaki replied as he checked a monitor. "Hey Maverick, help me out here."
"WHAT?! WHY?! NIBBA I DON'T HAVE A BASIC READING SKILL!"
"Oh yeah, he plays Vanguard therefore he can't read. Plan B it is." The white haired started pressing random buttons. "This isn't helping, is it?"
"Ryuzaki, I'm not ok with us being inside a lab with a gigantic portal on it. We saw how that ended last time." Payic explained.
"Yeah, it gave us the worst Team Comedy Quartet OVA ever. Anyway, this thing says the portal is gonna open in 5..."
"Ryuzaki, what did you do?!"
"4..."
"RYUZU THE FUCK?! CLOSE THAT SHIT!"
"3..."
"DAMMIT WHITE HAIRED BASTARD, FIX THIS CRAP!"
"Calm down Ifu, it's already on 1. And now... 0."

The portal on the wall started to work but ended up by just falling apart in front of quartet.

"I knew that portal was assier than Kumos." Ryuzaki explained with a laugh. "Hold up, the monitor says that there's still interdimensional crap going on."
"Huh, Ryuzaki..." Payic started taking a few steps back as a blue portal started forming in front of her. 

From the menacing portal, the villanous killer E made his entrance into not only this lab but into this dimension. He looked around for a bit before placing both his arms behind his back. 

"Greetings and salutations, Team C4. You don't know me but I know you. I know you all too well. Do not worry as I will make your lives better in exchange of the life of your Ryuzaki." E grabbed his mask with his golden gauntlet, now with a purple, a green and a yellow stone added to it, and took off his mask, which he proceeded to smash to bits in his hand. He was someone they knew. He was a Ryuzaki from another universe. "Oh who am I joking, fuck all of you, I'm gonna kill that bastard." He extended his right hand, making Maverick, Payic and Inu hit the wall behind them.
"So this is how the plot moves forward. Interdimensional boogaloo." Ryuzaki said to E while getting up to confront the killer. "Shit you're tall."
"Oxygen on my Earth made us taller than those on your Earth. We didn't fuck the Ozone Layer like you did."
"Hey, industrial updates, what can I do?"
"Die." E grabbed Ryuzaki by the neck with his right hand and started to tighten his grip. "You had to exist and screw all my plans. You are the anomaly that keeps screwing up everything. Why? Because not only you're not the first child of Ryuzu, but you are the only Ryuzaki in the multiverse that isn't a clone!"
"SUCK BY MAXIOS DISABLER!" Maverick shouted as he smashed an iron pipe into E's head, causing him to drop Ryuzaki on the floor.
"Sneaky bastard!" E grabbed the pipe and lifted it as well as Maverick. "What are you gonna do now, little man?"
"IKACHU, USE THUNDERBOLT!"
"I! KA! CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Inu shouted while firing a cannon sized taser at E's back. "Ika ika, ikachu." He turned out the taser, causing a massive electrical wave to hit E's body.
"See ya." Maverick said while letting go of the pipe before he could be hurt by the lightning.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! MOTHERFUCKERS!" E shouted. While suffering the pain of the lightning attacking his body, the blue gem on his glove started shinning and teleported him to somehwere else.
"Ok what the fuck was that?!" Payic asked to the white haired on the ground.
"A version of me from a dimension where Yza went villain mode and where I get the dream of being the only Ryuzaki to ever exist so I have to pull a Thanos on all other Ryuzakis but he can't do that because I'm an anomaly and exist so the powers of his Infinity, I mean Ryuzaki Stones, won't be able to work."
"Huh, I was expecting a lie. But what now?!"
"We make sure I don't get killed. I have to be in Z World in order for it's plot to move forward.
"Wait!" Maveerick said. "The Ryuzaki Rod of Teleportation! We can use it!"
"You may not be the smartest mind but you sure know what do. So listen up C4. Let's meet here in ten to twenty minutes, depending on how much time I take while taking a shit. Now suit up!"
"You heard the man!" Maverick said.
Once the three members went their own ways, Ryuzaki turned to the camera. "And Shida, nobody got time to read your repetitive use of the words 'said' and other verbs so just give me back my P.O.V." The angelic beauty that is I, Ryuzaki Mikazuchi, wiped off the dust from his jacket. "Much better."

Maverick stood by my left with black bracelets with grey details in his forearm, Payic was at my right with the same bracelets but with red details and Iku was at Maverick's left with bracelets with blue details. "Listen up, C4. We go and we kill that bastard. This is the end game."
"Stop copying Infinity War, you unoriginal asshole." Inu commented. Kids these days, so rude.
"Man, fuck you." I activated my magical rod and suddenly magic happened. And by rod, I mean the teleportation one, not the baby making one. That stays for another story. We were teleported to his world full of destroyed buildings and sand and dust. Let's just say Shida ahd the brilliant idea of inspiring this world on Titan. Yeah, the one from the Avengers movie. Remember that it's rare to have Team C4 OVA's that aren't rip-offs from Marvel movies.

"E Ryuzaki, we came to bargain!" Maverick spoke proudly.
"Nice try at sounding like a proud american." I pat his shoulder. "But this is how it's done. Hey E-man! We came to kill your replican ass!"
"You came to die, dipshit." E shouted in reply. He was on top of a destroyed building. Emphasys on the was. He jumped from the building and landed a few meters in front of us. "I don't your busted ass friends minding my business. Here's a little gift from a dimension where you became one with Yza. Dualbots, attack!" He raised his right hand, his gauntlet now full of stones. Once again, the blue stone shined and tons of small wormholes appeared on the skies. A small blue droid came out frome each wormhole and soon, there was an army of them with their aims set at Maverick, Inu and Payic. There was a time to use those bracelets and that time was now.
"A dimension where Ryuzaki and Yza became one....?" Payic asked, her eyes filled with despiar. She placed her arms around her chest and imagined what that would be like. "I already have trouble with one perverted asshole.... I can't handle two mixed into one..."
"Hey lady, snap out of it!" Iku said. He was changed. Maybe he matured. Maybe he finally got sick of we calling him anything but Inu.
"Listen up you three." I spoke. "You have a codename writen on the bracelets. That will activate them. Payic, blow those bots to pieces. Iku- No, Inu, shoot them from the ground. And Maverick..." I looked at brother from another mother. "Smash them as if they were some juicy pussy."
He smirked and nodded.
"Team C4, we're getting into action!" I said before starting to dash through the rumble to get to E Ryuzaki.
Maverick started climbing to the top of some rocks and activated his bracelet. "Broviet Man!" Slowly, his skin started to turn into steel. "I feel like a Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu!"
Payic glared at the bots before activating her own bracelet. "Female Warhead." Her hands started to be filled with explosive energy. Not only her device took the name C4 too seriously but it also made her a thick girl that can explode stuff. Just like Mamabakogou.
"Gunslinger!" Inu's bracelets started to materialize an advanced machine gun in his hands. He looked it as if he wanted to bang it madly and smirked. "Oh.... Yeah..."

The war broke out. Inu was blasting the bots in the air, Payic was blowing big groups of them to pieces and Maverick was smashing them against each other. Oh don't worry, their temporary powers will get development on the next OVA. As for me, my bracelet enhanced my speed. That's how I dogded a goddamn death beam from that wannabe Infinity Gauntlet.

"Listen E-man, I don't got all day so just give up!"
"Nah, I'm good." E extended his hand, sending me flying into a rock. "I will kill you, you bastard with a mother. All of us, the real Ryuzakis, had to live without knowing what a mother was but you had one! And you had to be that pyscho Ryuzu's second child! You're an anomaly and a tumor for the universe! You should be taking this serious but you only care about some shitty memes of 2018 and whatnot. As if that could save you!"

I slowly got up from my fall. If there was ever a moment where I should take things serious, this was that moment. A moment to show that "You say run" really goes with everything so start playing that dank song on the media. "You think I'm just playing around, don't you?"

"I don't think it, I know it. As if you could take anything seriously."

"Oh trust me, I am taking something seriousluy."

"And what's that?"

"My search for a friend who disappeared. They say he died but I know he is still out there, somewhere, waiting for us to find him. He may not remember who he is but I know that deep down, he still is waiting for us. You say I can't be serious but right now, I'm as serious as I can get!" I raised my fist.

E just widened his eyes and closed his right hand. "You're nothing but bullshit, you bastard!" He shot his fist forward and everything started to go into slow motion.

"You say 2018 memes are shitty memes but in reality..." Suddenly, I was in front of his fist. "If he was here..." I pulled my fist behind. "We would be laughing our asses off about those memes. Bruh, I think we just found a dead body; Do you know the way; Somebody touched my spaghet, But can you do this?; Isopods and many more..." I shot my fist forward against his and once they touched each other, E was sent flying into a building and his gauntlet was destroyed. He now had the gems in the palm  of his hand.

"Bastard..." He threw them into his mouth ad smashed them with his teeth, causing his to hair to grow longer and his skin's color to be always changing colours like a rainbow. "DIE!" He dashed at me and was ready to punch my life out of me.

"Yza, this one goes out for you..." I clenched my fist and slammed it deep into the now called E Rainbow Man's gut. "United States of..." Suddenly, the tables had turned and E Rainbow Man had his back facing the floor underneath us. "ASKING IF PAYIC'S BOOBS ARE REAL ON LIVE TV!" I slammed the body into the cold dusty floor, causing a large wave of energy to be released.

Once the dust settled, E Rainbow Man was gone and I feel into the floor. My mind was soon black and my body was passed out cold.

"The jackass woke up about three hours ago." Inu told to Payic. I had been asleep for the past week. Maybe we can say I was in a coma. 
"Oh thank god!" Payic replied and charged to the second floor of my mansion. 

"Ryuza- What the..." She stared at the wall full of photos and red lines conencting each other. "What's this?"
"This? Oh, you see, the reason why I am an anomaly is because I am Ryuzu's second child." I replied. I was doing much better and was now making an investigation on the whereabouts of someone.
"So you're looking for you supposed sibling? That's nice."
"What? No. I don't wanna know anything about the dipshit that came before me. I was mainly an anomaly because I am the only Ryuzaki to have a mother."
"Wait wait wait, a mother? As in your father Ryuzu had sex with a woman who nine months later gave birth to you?"
"Yeah! Payic, I'm not a clone. I am a son! I have a real father and a real mother!"
"That's amazing!" She jumped right into my arms.
"But now the question is." I looked at a map on the wall. "Where is she?"

That was the biggest mystery on the mess that is the Cray's Collapse Extended Universe. That and where is Yza? Two people I had to find. Who will I find first? I don't know. Will I find them? Yes.

Starring:

White haired born from intercourse as Ryuzaki

Colossus from Deadpool as Maverick

Rocket Racoon from Marvel as Inu

Bakugou's mom as Payic

No one as Rem

Two perverted protagonist as Ryuzya

The offspring of Thanos and a rainbow on steroids as E Ryuzaki/E Rainbow Man

Infinity War as Memefinity War

Dead memes as memes that give power-ups

And...

Usefull references to the CCEU 

TEAM COMEDY QUARTET: MEMEFINITY WAR

A plane landed on the airport of Tokyo. What was so special about this plane? The person it brought to Japan. The doors of the plane were open and revealed a woman with pitch black hair, green eyes, a well-built chest and dark female business clothes. "Oh brother."

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I know, I finally made this. Hopefully I made less grammar errors this time around but whatever, reading and typing is hard. Oh right, I'm supposed to tell you that there will be another OVA, most likely between the epilogue of Thunderous Rebellion and the start of Spiral Terra.

Hope you enjoyed this memefest, remember that this is cannon for the CCEU so going into Z World, Ryuzaki, Maverick, Inu and Payic have artificial superpowers and interdimensional travelling is a thing. I wonder if that will become an important plot point later on.

Don't be a ghost reader and vote and/or comment f you enjoyed and I will see you whenevr I updated next.