"What the fuck are we doing here?" Inu asked in some old british pink woman clothes.
"We're to kick ass and beat the mob!" Maverick replied in a very Joseph Joestar way of disguising as a women.
"Why do I get to be the fat guy?" Payic asked, cosplaying as a bad and fat man. She had to guns under that big belly.
"Because we needed to store the guns to make a good begining of our sequel." The angelic voice of your truly replied. I myself was wearing a Zero Thot cosplay becausse that way I can just bash on her image. "So here's the plan-"
"IT'S THEM! KILL THEM!" A man shouted, making all the other men around him take out weapons and get ready for a turf war in a very nice nightclub.
"Or we can just improvise and meme this shit. Payic, weapons!"
"Got it!"From under the fake fatso belly, the girl took out two machine guns, which she threw at Maverick, a harpon gun that she threw at me, a normal gun that she kept for herself and a minigun which she threw at Inu, who grabbed it with a long grin.
"Oh.... Yeah...! BAM BAM BAM BAM! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! AHAHAHA!" Inu shouted, spinning around and shooting at various mob members. Look at him go. So proud already.
As the fight kept going, I got myself into an ass situation. I was locked in a headlock by some wannabe John Cena motherfucker. The only difference is that I could see him.
"Now you die, Ryuzaki!" The man shouted. Sorry buddy, I don't die in my own story. "You're nothing than a trash clone who was made for no reason! No one will miss you!"
"So dark and edgy! You sure you aren't from Cray's Collapse?" I grabbed some random iron bar which was on the floor and slammed it in the dude's bald head and freed myself of the headlock. I ran up to my harpon gun and shot that motherfucker right in the eye.
"AH! WHAT THE HELL MAN?! WHY?!"
"Well, I had to make this shitpost start without running over Chaos Breaker with a truck." I looked at the camera. "Can you smell the salty rage of thousands of haters who didn't asked for this? Well I can!"

"So what exaclty is this crap?" Payic asked as she looked at he portal in a large white wall.
"Dunno. Ask Ryuzaki. He just told us to press the button on this remote." Inu explained and pressed the button. What comes next may shock you.
The portal started created a blue light. It seemed to be a gateway which was crossed. No, really, a thing came out of there.
"Earth..." The mechanical voice said. It belong to some poorly design Trap Breaker Dragon from the Link Joker season. "Now that I am here, I will revive my avatar Kyle and together we will purge the world with 1000 years of Link Justice justice!" The mad cyber dragon raised his scythe and prepared to swing it down but sadly for him, me and Maverick were on the scene.
The wall behind him was broken appart by a truck driven by me while Maverick was on the non-driver's seat laoding a shotgun.
"BITCH SHUT YOUR TRAP LOOKING ASS!" I shouted as the truck hitted the mad trap and drove it to the ground where half of it's face was destroyed. I drove the truck off it and me and Maverick join the rest of the group. We all looked down upon the trap. "1000 years of what? I can't hear you!"
"yOU wIlL DiEeEeEe! The twisted voice spoke.
"Hey Ryuzaki, there's like a a switch near his anal cavity." Maverick informed.
Inu on the other hand pull the tail of the trap up, causing the rest of the face to fall down, only leaving a screen.
"Well, shoot it then."
"wAiT nO pLeAsE!!!"
"Aight.!" Maverick shot said anal cavity switch, causing the screen on what's left of Trap Breaker's face to go white with "404 NOT FOUND" writen on it.
"Shot it again."
"Aighty then." Maverick let go of a second bullet, but this time, the screen went dark with the Windows turning off sound being heard.
"Wants to take over the universe, uses Windows. Genius, innit? Welp, I know what to do with this bot." I looked at the corpse. This is the part where you play the music in the media for a while.

The Instagram accounts of me, Inu, Maverick and Payic started blowing up with meme photos of us and the corpse. But shhhh, the police thinks it's a poorly design robot I made.

Over at a hotel room in South Korea, a blue haired boy shouted at the screen of his laptop.
"DAMMIT REM WHY LOGGING OUT HERE ON THE LOBBY?!" The boy sighed and grabbed his phone. He scrolled through Instagram and laughed at the memeful corpse Breaker photos. "This is fucking hilarious!"

Deep inside the ground, in a base full of empty vodka bootles, a muscular russian man looked at one of Ryuzaki's photos. It was him, an axe and Chaos Breaker dressed as Zero Thot. It said 'Just slaying Zero Thots left and right'. The man threw the phone at the wall and got up, putting on his polar bear coat. "Ryuzaki, today you die."

You can stop the music now, because now, the good shit keeps goong.

"Why are we on this couch?" Payic asked, taking a look at the room the couch was.
"Plot device, my dear."
"What?"

The door in front of them was busted open. "Ryuzaki, in mother Russia, Zero Two lovers end Bitchigo loves life." The voice came from a strong russian man.
"The plot thickens. Payic, get the gun."
"Right!" She granned the gun and aimed at the russian.
"Sometimes, I wonder if your boobs are real."
I turned my angelic face to the camera. "Well... That's just lazy writing. You can really see Shida is the one writing this."
"In mother Russia, fourth wall breaks you."
Breaking the fourth wall is a thing we do here." I got up and walked up to the man. "Greece, twelve hours. I'll be there with a buddy waiting for your vodka smelling ass to appear."
"In mother Russia, when enemy tells you to go to place to break their teeth, real men go." The man left the room.
"What the fuck just happened?"
"Stuff happened."

"So why are we here?" The blue haired boy asked as he elft the plane. I stoof by his side and we were in the beautiful Greece.
"To make jokes we are not allowed to make on your book."
"What- What do you mean?"
I sighed. "We're here to find the Touken Ranbu ZR. It's in the same place as Greece's economy."
"Ok- Wait! Touken Ranbu doesn't has a Zeroth Dragon!"
"Exaclty, Ok, we made a joke about Greece's economy, let's go to Russia."
"What?  Oh... HAHAHAHA THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!" The boy stopped laughing. "But let's say we are in a book. What would you call this-"
"We made that joke on the trailer, we're not making it now."

We waited for three hours but no sign of the russian man.
"That motherfucker..."
"Ah man, this sucks! The new Area build doesn't has Moegiddo or Thick Arka! And the shuffler still sucks! Guess I had too many expectations on Rem."
"That bastard lied to me! Listen up Justin Bieber, we're going to Russia now! Right now! We're going to make an assault on that fucking russian's headquarters." I turned to the camera again. "Queue the credits. Or, you know, the music on the media until the post credit scene comes in."

Story written by a portuguese asshole

Help given by a british brudda

Starring:

White haired Deadpool

Muscular maiden

Crazy kid who's name we got right on this chapter

My thick bae

The same russian dude from the last chapter

The dragon who thought he could Diffrider a trap and not get memed

A guy who got a harpon in his eye

Special cameos from the japanese Justin Bieber, Yozoro Shinsei (just kidding, you rock my dude)

Way too many 4th wall breaks, russians memes, FranXX memes and whatever the hell we throw it

And even more, like away more, references to the original series

In a room where only light could be seen, a type of capsule device opened. A right hand was entered in said device and when it left, it had a golden gauntlet. The hand was raised up to the faice of the body it belonged to, revealing a person equal to Ryuzaki but with red scares under his right eye and across his chin and left cheek. He clossed his fist.
"Fine. I'll do it myself."
The man smirked.