Stars: HELLO FAM

Boltboi: OMG WHAT.

DORITOS: stars stop spamming everyone in private and group chat 😕😐

SHOW-OFF: POG!

Stars: D R E A M

Queen💛♌: WHY ARE YOU TEXTING AT 12:00 AM?!

3 EYES: cuz

Stars: we

SHOW-OFF: C A N

3 EYES: so. What do you want stars.

Stars: hi

SHOW-OFF: IM GONNA KILL YOU.

Stars: angelo already did last night. Literally stabbed me with cleos golden knife in my sleep. 

Queen💛♌: so thats where my knife went.

Doritos: lil bro

Stars: yes doritoe?

Doritos: DIE POTATO

Stars: NOOOOOOOOO

Stars changed chat name to ULTIMATE DANGANRONPA STAN

3 EYES has changed chat name to ULTIMATE DEMON

Queen💛♌ has changed chat name to ULTIMATE QUEEN

SHOW-OFF has changed chat name to ULTIMATE PERFORMER

Doritos has changed chat name to ULTIMATE DORITO

Boltboi has changed chat name to ULTIMATE THUNDER

ULTIMATE DEMON: DANGANRONPA.

ULTIMATE DANGANRONPA STAN: I STAN OUMASAI IF YOU DONT THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU

ULTIMATE QUEEN: you are a hardcore oumasai shipper-

ULTIMATE THUNDER: he is the ultimate danganronpa stan sooooo who else you ship?

ULTIMATE DORITO: You👏

ULTIMATE PERFORMER: have👏

ULTIMATE QUEEN: killed👏

ULTIMATE DEMON: us 👏 all

ULTIMATE DANGANRONPA STAN: I THOUGHT YOU NEVER ASK-  1. I ship komahina 2. I ship mondo and ishamaru 3. I SHIP IRUMA and AKAMATSU 4. I SHIP KIRIGIRI AND NAEGI 5. I SHIP KIIBO AND SAIHARA 6. KAITO AND MAKI 7. TENKO AND HIMIKO

ULTIMATE DANGANRONPA STAN: I SHIP SAIOUMA THE MOST

ULTIMATE DANGANRONPA STAN: HOPE BAGELS

ULTIMATE QUEEN: STOOOOP

ULTIMATE DEMON: you ship komahina too~ ooooo spill the tea sis 👁👄👁💅

ULTIMATE DORITO: does anyone ship akane and nekomaru-

ULTIMATE DANGANRONPA STAN: OH YESSSSSSSS

ULTIMATE DORITO: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING THAT I HEAR DANGANRONPA MUSIC IN THE HALLWAY-

me irl: this is a mess- welp ima go watch more saiouma and danganronpa-