Vegetables: I'm so good for you!

Me: Mhm. I doubt that.

Vegetables: WHAT?

Me: Yep. I TOTALLY think you're a liar.

Vegetables: Why?

Me: Because you're gross

Vegetables: Denial.

Me: I'll die if I eat you.

Vegetables: NO! You'll live longer if you eat me!

Me: No. I'll throw up my stomach if you and your nasty flavor and repulsive texture cross my lips.

Vegetables: LIES! EAT ME!

Me: ...

Also me: fine.

Me again: *eats a bite of asparagus*

Me x4: X_X

Vegetables: -_-

Vegetables again: :)

Vegetables also: =D

Vegetables x4: XD

My ghost: *caterpillars and weed eater*

Vegetable: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What can I say? I hate veggies, they're like smelly little aliens. Who agrees? Let me know in the comments. See ya there!