Me: *eating ice cream and— big surprise— reading*

Random peasant: Is that a school book?

Me:  Nope

Interrupter of readers:  Then why are you reading it?

Me:  *closes book*  Is that a serious question?

Irritating question asker:  Yeah.

Me: ...

Explainer:  Well, reading pretty much sucks toes right?  So I assumed you wouldn't be reading something random.

Me:  *mentally cursing them* Bless your heart.

Stupid(;  Uh... thanks?  Back to the book thing though.  Like—

Me:  Jesus loves you!

Cretin:  Okay... so you like reading or someth—

Me:  YOU HAVE NICE HAIR!

Schmuck:  Thank you!  I just got it cut and—

Me:  I gotta go, bye!

Moron:  Oh, 'kay bye!

Me:  *in my room biting a pillow* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom:  Honey?

Me:  SHE WAS SO STUPID!

Mom:  Okay then

Dad, five hours later:  Hey Maddie—

Mom:  Wait hon, Maddie has exited the building

Dad:  But she's right there

Mom: No

Dad:  *irritated* FINE

Me:  *still screaming*

Aloha everyone!  Has anyone else experienced this or something similar?  Let me know!

Also, remember when I said I had a way to post all my Me stories?  Welp, that's what I'm about to do so if your notifs center blows up, know that it's my fault and I apologize for the inconvenience but YAY! I UPDATED so hopefully that makes up for it XD. 

See ya in the comments!