Person: Hi! What's your name?

Me thinking: Holy crap, what do I do?

Yapper: ...

Me realizing I have to speak: Maddie!

Talker: That's a nice name. I'm *insert name here*

Me: cool

Extrovert: Tell me more about yourself Maddie!

Me: *panicking* Uh... pink is a nice color and dogs are cute. How 'bout them Cowboys? Okay bye.

Me again: *leaves before they can respond*

Also Me: I think that went well!

My honest streak: No it didn't.

Me: ...

Me x2: I know. *sigh*

I actually wasn't sure if I should classify this one as MeEqualsAntisocial or MeEqualsHatingMyself which is going to be a part later (don't worry guys, I know I'm awesome ;) Did I make the right decision?  Is anyone else as socially awkward in real life as I am?  Let me know in the comments.  See ya there!