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Location: ???
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A portal appeared above what looks to be an interrogation room but more comfortable, the moon man gracefully landed and sat in a chair while the other two weren't as graceful as him.

Shay landed face-first into the cold ceramic floor, putting major cracks on his skull and minor ones on his neck bones as he yelps in pain. Though it didn't seem to be a problem for long as the shard started to mend together.

Though ice had the worse end and dropped on his ass on the ground while his jaw hit the table with great force, dislocating his jaw and likely breaking his tailbone, but thankfully he went into shock before he could feel all of it.

???: anyway, I heard that your boss's account had mysteriously disappeared sometime in December, and it is believed to be wattpad's fault, right?

Shay: hold that thought for a sec.

He reached over to his boss to heal him knock him out of shock.

Ice: WHAT DA FUCK!?!

Shay: this weirdo wants to talk to us about your old account.

Ice: . . . That's it?

Shay: far as I know up to this point.

Ice: . . . Any particular reason for all of this? What do either of us gain? Who even are you?

Mac: well I can tell you that my name is Mac T. Night, and what we both can gain is something of an alliance and what YOU can gain on your part is proof that your "experiment" wasn't what got your account account deleted.

The ex-god groans as he gets up and sit in a chair near him.

Ice: ok I'll bite, But first I would have to explain the short series of events that happened that lead up to the Thanos snap of my account.

Mac: I'm all ears.

Ice: *clears throat* Now, to start off this flashback, I should tell you that my sister had something of a babysitter job and she had a kid to watch for a few days, but the problem was that me and the little girl didn't really like each other very much, mostly because I was a bit of a dull kind of guy most of the time and she was kinda a little shit. So I tried to ignore her but she, being the brat she is, kept bothering me. I kept ignoring her in hopes she gets bored and stops-- and cuz I can't hit a child less than half my size--, and then finally my sister tells her to stop.

I thought I was in the clear but it turns out that I wasn't.

So for the rest of the time it's been calmer, she's not being a brat, and I continue my everyday routine. But let's skip to the final night before she leaves in the morning, ok? I was about to fall asleep when she came to apologize for being a massive bother, which I accepted and she looked happy that forgave her. Then she asked me for my phone to play games on it since the wifi was temporarily out at the time. So Me, thinking she's turned a new leaf and was too sleepy to think more, gave her my phone so I can sleep. I told her to leave it near me or on the tv stand when it's time or if she's done.

Then I woke up.

Mac: i see. But I would've deleted or hid some questionable apps and stuff if I was giving my phone to a kid.

Ice: But that's what I fucking did! She went onto the website and fucking deleted it!

Shay: . . . Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean she went on wattpad and deleted it? Did you leave a tab open!?

Ice: I haven't! She went into my FURTHEST HISTORY at around September and went on Wattpad. Then she used the automatic Google sign in i had on there.

Mac: . . . Well christ man.

Shay: so she's basically the reason I'm a fucking flaming skeleton?

Ice: that, and destroying everything i worked for in which i have to redo the entire thing and causing me grief. But guys, here's the moral of the story; never give children your phones.

Mac: well, since we're partners now, I can help you rise back up to the top.

Ice: thanks, but when she gets a little bit older, then something like this will happen to her.

Shay: but boss, you'll go to jail!

Ice: relax, I'm joking!

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So for a short summary: my sister was babysitting a kid, me and her didn't like each other, she kept annoying the hell out of me, she apologized and made it seem like she Change so I would give her my phone, then deleted my account while i was asleep. And now she's at a permanent spot on my shit-list where she belongs, and speaking of shit-list, here's a list of what I'm gonna talk about next.

Fuck deku: I will explains why this Larry the cucumber fucktard is overrated and lame.

Male in female worlds: must I need to say more?

Problems with some harem fanfics: I said it before, I can say it a several times better now.

Overpowered MCs: kinda self-explanatory

MCs that Don't really fit in at all: you know how there's a magic wizard in a setting about aliens and war and cthulu-esque being in a my little pony? Yeah that's kinda what I'm gonna explain.

An author insert I'm considering: just might do it, might make it into another RN, haven't decided.

So many other cliches: well you can suggest some cliches you have in mind.

What I think about issei and riser: if you look at riser's case, then you'll see he's on the worse end of the stick than issei.