"The sexy banana man is the holy father of all bananas. All who come across him will be blessed with eternal power." Germany recited from a dusty old book.
"What's that you're reading, Germany?" Italy poked his head over Germany's desk.
"Just some crazy book Japan sent me." Germany answered.
"What does the cover look like?" Italy asked sweetly.
"Um...." Germany reluctantly lifted the book up to show the cover.
"Oh. My. God." Romano gasped from behind Italy.
"Yeah...." Germany replied awkwardly.
The cover held a photo of a shirtless man with long majestic hair flowing over his pale body. He held a banana in his hand and gazed out at them with his fabulous duck face.
America poked his head through the window. "That's kinky even for you, dude."
"Do you have to be in everything?" England asked from the corner of the room.
"Of course I do because I'm America and I am freedom."
"How ze hell are you all here?" Germany asked, putting the book down.
They all shrugged.
"I'm freaking done with you guys." A dark figure started to leave the story, but Belarus pulled her back.
"No! You can never leave us! We go where you go!"
The dark figure pushed Belarus away and stepped outside.
"Who was that?" Estonia asked.
"I totally don't even know." Poland said fabulously.

...?
That picture is kind of an inside joke between me and an Internet friend. She told me to search sexy banana and look at the first pic which was of Nicolas cage in a banana peel. I scrolled down too far and discovered the sexy banana man. I now send this picture to those I want to freak out. And now you.
Toodle-oo!!
~TJM