This is a conversation between Lovino Vargas | South Italy and yourself, Matthew Williams.

Matthew Williams: hey

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : Ciao

Matthew Williams: How's spain?

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : H-How I know, it's not like I go over to his or anything.

Matthew Williams: Oh. Sorry. I didn't mean to offend you

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : It's fine you aren't as rude as the rest of those bastards.

Matthew Williams: Yeah. I don't like being impolite. It throws off my maple chi

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : What the hell is a maple chi? North Americans are weird.

Matthew Williams: Yeah....You kinda get weird when you don't have friends

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : Oh- ah I'm sorry I didn't.. I don't really have any friends either.

Matthew Williams: Oh? Do you...Do you wanna be my friend?

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : Sure Mattie, I like you better than the other bastards in the Allies.

Matthew Williams: Awww.. Thanks Lovino

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : But didn't you have America? He lives right next to you.

Matthew Williams: Yeah...But you know him....All he ever talks about is superheroes and hamburgers

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : Its annoying as hell isn't it. At least you don't have Feliciano as a little brother.

Matthew Williams: Oh yeah? I thought he'd be sweet

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : He never shuts up. And he's always getting into trouble or getting lost.

Matthew Williams: I can see how that'd be annoying eh?

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : It's almost as annoying as that damn Spanish bastard. He's always over at my house and his smile- i-is annoying.

Matthew Williams: He comes over to my place with Papa and Gil sometimes when they get drunk. Man is he scary when he is....

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : Sì, I hate him going out with those two he always comes back like that and it's like he's a pirate or something all over again.

Matthew Williams: -laughs to myself- Papa always acts like I'm a kid again and tries to tuck me in

Matthew Williams: to bed

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : Spain always starts flirting with me, even worse than usual, and tries to get me in bed or starts to pick fights. And Gil just asks for more beer.

Matthew Williams: Yeah....Silly Gil

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : Mattie, d-do you have anyone you like?

Matthew Williams: Um....Kinda...Um

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : Ah you don't have to tell me. I was just wondering because s-so do I.

Matthew Williams: You don't have to tell me anything either. It's okay. It's your business

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : It's probably obvious, at least that's what he says.

Matthew Williams: He...huh...I guess that doesn't narrow it down much....It's not Belguim at least

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : When I was a kid I did have a crush on her but it's not like that now. I know he likes me too but I don't know, I've never been good at love.

Matthew Williams: Me neither

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : What is your crush like- you don't have to tell me, I just know it's good to talk sometimes.

Matthew Williams: He's so....Well out there I guess. There's no way He likes me back

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : Theres always a small possibility. I never thought I'd fall for a bastard who smiles the sun but here I am.

Matthew Williams: I'm pretty sure my crush is into Japan....

Lovino Vargas | South Italy : Maybe you should try spending more time with them. And Japan isn't that great, at least I like you better.

Matthew Williams: Aw. Romano that's sweet

Matthew Williams: Like maple Syrup

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