This is a conversation between Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary} and yourself, Zhe Awesome Prussia 69.

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: Hey Liz I changed mein name

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: Did you now? I'm sure it can't be more stupid than your first name, let me hear it.

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: Zhe Awesome Prussia 69

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: ...

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: kesesesese

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: You narcissistic sex freak!

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: smirks

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: *Takes a few steps away from him* Listen here, Prussia, you are awful you know that?

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: Nein. Jou don't zhink zhat. I'm AWESOME!!!

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: That's the problem, you've literally /never/ been awesome.

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: -Gasps- Jou take zhat back

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: Did I hit a weak spot? *Rolls her eyes and folds her arms along her chest* I would hit you, but sometimes I have to be considerate and remember you have the brains of a child. Maybe it's from all that beer you drink.

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: HEY!

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: And would you keep it down?! Unless you want the entire neighborhood to hear you, I don't see why you are shouting!

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: BECAUSE SHOUTING ISHT AWESOME LIZ!!! ISHT AWESOME

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: I hate to repeat myself: you have done /nothing/ and I mean /NOTHING/ awesome!

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: -starts to cry- I know

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: *Blinks and tilts her head* W-what?! Why are you crying now?

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: -wipes away the fake tears and smirks- I got Jou!!!!

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: *Stares at him with her face turning red as she reaches for the spot she keeps her signature frying pan* I GOT YOU! *Swings the pan at his head*

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: Agh! Stop it!

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: Then you stop being an idiotic asshole, and we'll call it even! *Pulls the pan away*

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: Nein.

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: Prussia, if you consider yourself to be awesome by being a douchebag, please explain how that even /works/. As far as I'm concerned, compared to France and Spain, you look like... something else!

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: Birdie doesn't zhing so

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: I don't think a bird can stand up for you...

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: Mattie isht not a Bird...

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: Bird....Kesesese

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: YOU HORRIBLE MORON!

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: vhat did i do zhis time?

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: You know what, I think you do something every time you open your mouth.

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: Damn straight ;)

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: *Raises the pan again* Repeat that?

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: Nozhing

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: I said Nozhing at all

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary}: That's what I thought you said.

Zhe Awesome Prussia 69: Kesesesese

Elizabeta Héderváry {Hungary} has left the conversation.