This is a conversation between Bertholdt and yourself, Shrek.

Shrek: Hello

Bertholdt: Oh gawd shrek!

Bertholdt: Not my butt!

Bertholdt: Not today!

Shrek: What are you doing in my swamp?

Bertholdt: I u-uhh

Bertholdt: Thought there might've been titans

Shrek: No titans. Not in my swamp. No siriee. No way -looks around nervously-

Bertholdt: A-Are you okay shrek?

Shrek: Yes Donkay. I am fine -stomping in the distance-

Bertholdt: *sweats nervously*

Bertholdt: Are u sure?

Shrek: Very sure -titan screaming-

Bertholdt: NOOOO NOT THE TITANS

Bertholdt: *gets out blades

Shrek: Those are not titans. -eats cheesecake-

Bertholdt: Wait what? 0-0 *slowly backs away

Shrek: -eating cheesecake and oreos- Those are not titans. Nope. Not at all.

Bertholdt: Are those your.. victims?

Shrek: Victims?

Bertholdt: Shrek is love

Bertholdt: Shrek is life

Shrek: Damn straight!

Bertholdt: More like

Bertholdt: Damn gay

Shrek: Oh yes. -leans in-

Bertholdt: *eyes widen* what are you doing?

Shrek: noooooothing

Bertholdt: *leans back slightly

Bertholdt: Your scaring me

Bertholdt: You're

Shrek: I'm sorry. I made you uncomforable /

Bertholdt: It's a-alright

Shrek: I guess i should take you out for dinner first. Fried rats. My treat.

Bertholdt: That sounds good to me

Bertholdt: Thanks

Shrek: Lemme get my pants then...

You've left the conversation.

See You all in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!