Teru X Reader

"Hello. Could I have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and saviour, Kira?" Teru Mikami says from your front door.
"No. But I would love to talk about that fine ass." You say because he has a fine booty.
"I'm sorry (ma'am or sir) but this fine ass belongs to Kira."
"Damn son." You say.
"Now would you like to talk about our lord and saviour now?"
"No."
"His ideals are pure and he's got amazing hair."
"Bye." You slam the door in his face.

This was supposed to be really shitty porn but Teru was being stubborn. Sorry reader.