Jim Carey: Let's get this meeting started eh?
Howie Mandell: *puts glove on head* you really think it's a good idea to say "eh" we don't want Americans to get the wrong idea.
Martin Short: No, Howie. That's the point. You see, we make them think we're weirdos.
Howie: But what's the use of that?
Dave Foley: It's for when we invade. They'll expect the stereotypes and never see it coming.
Howie: Okay. I see. Genius. Eh?
Jim: There you go. *lifts hand for a high five*
Howie: *looks at Jim's hand and then down at his own*
Jim: oh right. Germaphobe. I forgot.
Howie: it's okay.
Jim: *lowers hand* I'm sorry
Howie: no. I'm sorry.
Jim: no. I'm sorry.
Martin Short: no. I am.
Dave Foley: no it's my fault. I'm sorry.
Steven Harper: it was somebody else's fault. Not mine.
Mark Critch: typical Steven.
Justin...Trudeau(you thought I was gonna say Bieber lol): where are all the ladies?
Anne Murray, Susan Kent and Cathy Jones raise their hands.
Justin Trudeau: Bonjour.
Susan Kent: *fake swooning*
Classified: I told this guy where I was from. He said oh! Canada. Kinda laughed it off.
Mike Myers: shut up, Classified. Your stereotype busting songs are the reason some Americans actually take us seriously.
Dave Foley: yeah. You're the reason we can't yet attack.
Classified: I'm really sorry.
Mike Myers: no! I'm sorry!
Tegan and Sarah: no. We're sorry.
Stomping Tom Connors: no! Me *stomp stomp stomp*
Don Cherry: I'm sorry in a colourful suit.
Brent Butt: It was clearly my fault. I'm sorry.
Steven Harper: as long as it wasn't my fault I don't care.
Justin Trudeau: You need a joint mon ami.
John Cabot, Jacques Cartier and Samuel De Champlain scratch their heads from heaven.

If you're American, I just have to tell you: the plan to invade your country is fictional. You guys are awesome and free and great and stuff. EAGLES!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸
Now that the 'Mericans are distracted by the Stars and Stripes, I can talk to the rest of you.
The plan takes effect on the next full moon. Get your beavers ready and don't forget to armour your moose. Kiosks will be handing out poutine and Tim Hortons at every checkpoint. Good luck bys and buddies eh?
~TJM