"Hey zhere Maplekinz!" Germany greeted the shadow of impending midnight casually.
"What?"
"I said hey."
"But you called me maplekinz..."
"Ja."
"Mattie made that name up. And I don't like it very much."
"I'm sorry. I had no idea." Mattie apologized.
"No. It's fine."
"Vell ve have to call you somezing. Despite not vanting to, you alvays end up in zhese little stories." Germany slicked back his hair because a piece was sticking out and he was a finicky little bugger.
"Well...I don't want to be referred to as my real name. It's just too weird. My internet name is Shick. Call me that."
"Shick. Hmm. Sounds mapley!" Canada smiled.
"So zhen it's settled. Writer is Shick Zander."
"And you know what that means..." Canada teased.
"Oh god no!"
"You are a character now!!!"