Canada: rides in on a train.

America: 0-0 whut

Canada: near, far, wheeeeereverrrr you are~

Prussia: 0-0 vhut?

Canada: *takes a giant sip of maple syrup*

France: mon Garson, don't do zhat. It's not 'ealthy

Canada: *falls off the train*

Russia: 0.0 what's happening to him?

Canada: IVE LOST CONTROL OF MY LIFE-