How the Different countries deal with Zombies
Canada: I'm so sorry for running too fast. Here. Have my arm. I'll even pour maple syrup on it for you.
America: *blows zombies up with the power of freedom*
Germany: *uses their military prowess*
Prussia: *kills Zhe zombies vith pure uncensored awesomeness*
Russia: *no zombies showed up and we have our suspicions as to why but we won't say anything*
Italy: *hides from Zombies at Germany's house*
Britain: *invites zombies in for tea and then makes them watch Doctor Who*
Japan: *gets the zombies addicted to anime. Zombies are now unsocial otakus and can't leave their houses*
Romania: THE ONLY HUMAN EATERS HERE ARE VAMPIRES DAMN IT! *sends Dracula upon the zombies*
China: *plows zombies down with skillet*
Hungary: *same but with frying pan*
France: zhere 'as got to be better food zhen 'uman flesh. *serves zombies high class food*
Austria: *lulls zombies to sleep with a relaxing piano tune*
Sealand: ha ha losers. Zombies can't get all the way out here in the ocean.
Poland: *gives all the zombie makeovers*
Nordics: *self explanatory Viking shit*
Australia: *the zombies died before they even saw people due to HOW FUCKING DANGEROUS AUSTRALIA IS!!!*
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