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How the Different countries deal with Zombies

Canada: I'm so sorry for running too fast. Here. Have my arm. I'll even pour maple syrup on it for you.

America: *blows zombies up with the power of freedom*

Germany: *uses their military prowess*

Prussia: *kills Zhe zombies vith pure uncensored awesomeness*

Russia: *no zombies showed up and we have our suspicions as to why but we won't say anything*

Italy: *hides from Zombies at Germany's house*

Britain: *invites zombies in for tea and then makes them watch Doctor Who*

Japan: *gets the zombies addicted to anime. Zombies are now unsocial otakus and can't leave their houses*

Romania: THE ONLY HUMAN EATERS HERE ARE VAMPIRES DAMN IT! *sends Dracula upon the zombies*

China: *plows zombies down with skillet*

Hungary: *same but with frying pan*

France: zhere 'as got to be better food zhen 'uman flesh. *serves zombies high class food*

Austria: *lulls zombies to sleep with a relaxing piano tune*

Sealand: ha ha losers. Zombies can't get all the way out here in the ocean.

Poland: *gives all the zombie makeovers*

Nordics: *self explanatory Viking shit*

Australia: *the zombies died before they even saw people due to HOW FUCKING DANGEROUS AUSTRALIA IS!!!*

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