There's no way this crap assed piece of shit is 10 views away from beating Hey, America.
Nyet.
No.
Non.
Nein.
Don't let this happen!!!!
Please read Hey, America. It's a quick fic and the cover is super kawaii.

America: maybe if you stopped reading your own shit this wouldn't have happened.

Shick: I'm a lame human being and have nothing better to do with my life. Shuttup.