Canada
A is for Anne of Green Gables and also Alberta
B is for British Columbia
C is for Celine Dion. 
D is for Dinosaurs like the Albertasaurous
E is for Equality. Like the marriage equality we had way longer than America
F is for French, my second language.
G is for Great White North
H is for High, like the trailer park boys
I is for igloos. No. I don't live in one. 
J is for Jeeze I don't know.
K is for Kumajiro. Precious baby.
L is for Lumberjack.
M is for Manitoba and Maple
O is for Ontario
P is for Poutine and also Pancakes
Q is for Quebec
R is for Railway. I like trains.
S is for Saskatchewan and Sasquatch. It's called a Sasquatch. Not Bigfoot.
T is for *alberta voice* TAR SANDS!!!! *john cena theme plays*
U is for the letter U, which we use to spell various words.
V is for Victoria the place and the Queen.
W is for West, the place with the TAR SANDS!!!! *john cena theme plays*
X is for X-Actly 10 provinces and 3 territories.
Y is for Yukon. The place with the gold.
Z is for Zed. It's pronounced as Zed. Not Zee

America:
A is for America
B is for Be a hero
C is for California
D is for damerica
E is for Eagles
F is for Freedom!!!!!
G is for guns
H is for hero
I is for Idaho. I am da ho.
J is for Japan is my bestest friend
K is for kicking ass  and blowing shit up.
L is for Living as a hero
M is for 'merica
N is for Never giving up
O is for oh say can you see...
P is for People
Q is for...who gives a fuck about the letter Q
R is for Ramerica
S is for sexy
T is for Totally the best
U is for Utah
V is for Virtue
W is for Washington
X is for X-mas
Y is for You are free
Z is for Zee. Don't believe what my bro says.

Prussia:
A is for awesome
B is for beer
C is for Canada is mein birdie
D is for Drinking
E is for Everyday I'm Awesome
F is for Fuck you I'm awesome
G is for Gilbird
H is for Hungary is a loser
I is for I am awesome
J is for Jerk vitch I can be at times
K is for Kiss my ass I'm awesome
L is for Losers, everybody but me und birdie
M is for Manly.
N is for Nein jou vill never be as awesome as me.
O is for OL' fritz
P is for Prussia Zhe Great
Q is for Question my awesomeness and die
R is for Roderich is a douche
S is for Sex machine, just ask Canada
T is for talkative
U is for u will never match mein awesomeness
V is for very awesome
W is for where is mein birdie
X is for Xtra awesome
Y is for you're a loser
Z is for Zhe awesome Prussia