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FoHaP spoof.

So my Hetalia Zombie apocalypse is coming soon (and by soon I mean in ten years when I get internet access again)) here's a sneak peak.

"Vhere is everybody? Zhe meeting started ten minutes ago." Germany scratched his head. Usually even Prussia was present by now.
What was going on?
The only countries in the meeting room were Sweden, Finland, and America.
"I don't know what could have happened to them." Finland shrugged. Sweden nodded his agreement.
Germany sighed. Even the early risers like the Netherlands and England were AWOL. Something was clearly wrong.
"Um...I might know what happened to them." America spoke up. He seemed a lot quieter than usual. Was he sick? No. America would never come to a meeting if he was sick.
"Vhere are zhey zhen?"
"Well...I don't know where they are exactly...but I do know why they're not here eh?"
"Just tell us vhat's going on, America." Germany groaned.
America pursed his lips. "Well, I'm not America, but-"
"What do you mean you're not America?" Finland gave the country a suspicious look.
"I'm Canada. Remember? France's kid?"
"Oh ja. I remember." Germany recalled. "Zhe one who carries around Zhe bear."
"Yeah...except I won't be carrying Kuma around any more." The country whimpered.
"Why is that?" Sweden asked.
"Well, it sort of ties into why the others are gone..." Canada bit his lip.
"Vitch is?"
"You know how my brother is so obsessed with those Zombie movies?"
"Ja."
"Those movies are no longer works of fiction." Canada bowed his head.
"Oh no!" Finland gasped.
"I don't buy it. Is zhis some joke jour bruder put jou up to?"
"Yeah. Sorry. It was. We can all go home now eh?" The other countries jumped out from under the table and then they all went home for tea and poutine and shit.

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