"What is it Canada?" Britain asked.
"Shickzander has found another OTP!"
"Oh no!" France gasped.
"And that's not all! It's crack! And it's another Province X State one!"
"Noooooo! Not even the mighty hero can save us now!" AMERICA screamed.
"So what is this pairing?" Britain inquired.
"Quebec x Texas. Quebexas!"
"What the hell?" Quebec looked at Texas and Texas looked back.
"That's disgusting y'all. I am totally NOT gay!" (No offence to any Texans)
"Does she seriously ship our glasses?" America asked sceptically.
"Yes. She does!" Shick snatched the glasses off both North American countries' faces and pressed them together. "Now kiiissssss!!!!!"

This seclusion is not good for my mental state....