"Daisy Dukes showin' off my ass and when I walk past I give the boys whiplash!" Alois danced into the kitchen wearing denim shorts and a white, low cut T-shirt. Claude looked at him with a serious expression when inside he just wanted a piece a dat soul.
"Come on climb into my golden cockpit." Alois continued to sing. "Love you 'till your seeing Stars and Stripes."
The triplets began to whisper subtly.
"Burning rubber on a southern highway." Hannah chimed in.
"Shut up Hannah! You ruined it!" Alois turned to Claude. "Claude! Punish her for that."
Claude picked up a fire poker. "Yes your majesty." He drug Hannah off to the next room.
Meanwhile the triplets were still whispering.
"Well, that got dark fast."
"Yes, really dark."
"Hannah is stacked like the pancakes on a Canadian's breakfast plate."
A little ghost figure with blonde hair piped up from the corner. "That is really high by the way, audience."

Really Hetalia? I hoped so very much that you wouldn't hijack this one. *clenches fist*
Anyhow. This one was only slightly based off a Roleplay. I was Grell and had slipped into Alois's booty shorts to sing that song. I really think Grell, if he lived in our time, would be massively into the Animal Queen. Don't you?
I just had a Black Butler marathon at home...alone...so I've got it in my mind. There might be a few more of these types of things coming up.