Pigeons are like little angels. Their feathers are oh so very soft and their calls bring my ears great delight.
I adore pigeons, much more than any woman.
Also, if you want to steal my patents, go ahead. I'm not interested in money. Just pigeons.
I like to feed them crackers.
I just overall love the mere existence of pigeons.
PIGEONS!!!

Um....I deeply respect this man....what the hell dude. What have I done to my hero?