Me: *sits down at table where date is sitting*
*notices him looking at a menu*
What's good, Miley?

Date: JOHN CENA!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

Me: wow. That seems almost as good as this Precious Cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure.

Date: maybe I'll order the dress.

Me: JUST DO IT!

Date: have you seen any rate Pepes lately?

Me: *shoving breadsticks into my purse* I'm sorry, I must go immediately.