"Do you get nose bloods from yaoi on a regurar basis?" Japan asks. "Of course you don't. Arr the good ships don't go cannon."
He holds up a little box.
"But you can stirr get the nose bloods with Kiku's speciar brend of yaoi pairings."
He spreads the contents of the box onto the table. You see that they are DVDs with sexualized fan art of all your favourite pairings plastered over the covers.
"We have Sebaciel, Grerrium, Johnrock, Prucan, Usuk, Fruk, and my personar favourite, Gerita."
He holds up a disk proudly. Italy and Germany brand the cover, kissing passionately in plain view.
"We arso have obscure shippings rike France x Kumajiro and Dobby x Hagred for the peopre who are into that stuff."
A colourful price pops up on the screen.
"Onry Nineteen Ninety five per disk."

The commercial ends and it's back to your usual programming which is probably game or thrones or the news or something.

Yeah...so it looks like it's back to the usual titles. And hey look! It's back to the story too! The Fanfiction is complete! It's called Maple Warriors and can now be found in my works. Yay!! I've decided to update it slowly to leave you wanting more.