America: geeze u need a life

Shick: I know dude. I know.

Canada: we need to do something special!

Shick: *thinks*

Everybody: *waits*

Shick: *thinks some more*

Everybody: *starts to get impatient*

Shick: I've got nothing.

England: what if I made you all scones to celebrate!

France: *shoves Britain in the trunk of his car*

Prussia: ve could all drink beer in Zhe park!

Spain: last time we did that we all ended up naked in the duck pond

Shick: 0.0

France: 'ow about we let zhe viewers decided.

America: *snorts* what viewers?

France: right. Okay then. Let's let Canada decide.

And that's the story of how all the countries ended up in a giant drunken maple syrup fight.
The end.