Another one of Ravendipity's awesome contests. This is the second time I've entered Ancilla in a Showdown! category. The stakes are very high, but Ancilla doesn't fit anywhere, and Showdown is genre-neutral.

When there is a formal category for Dark Academia Mysticism And Spirituality Philosophical Discourse And Literary Criticism Snuck In Like Broccoli Into Lasagna BDSM Erotica Magical Realism Bisexual Bildungsroman With Autistic Atypical Vampire Characters Who Bend Elements When Fed (Book Written Own-Voice By A Member Of The Autistic, Bi/Pan, Demi, And BDSM Communities) TAKE THAT E L JAMES YOU STUPID COW, someone, please let me know.