(I swear if anyone makes this their icon I will die of happiness) (I will do it too)

So yeah... The Headcanon is Alter has FINALLY been caught by the police, and Yukari (from Touhou), and P0ké and they're going over his criminal record. (Yeah... Eyem boerd)
Yukari: You broke into Gensokyo, you almost pushed someone off a cliff into a portal to The Garden Of The Sun-
Alter: HE STOLE MY NAME.
P0ké: You got that backwards dude.
Alter: -.-
Yukari: anyways... you pushed countless people into a portal to hell, you broke into another person's multiverse and broke into someone in that dimension's house just to COLOUR ON THEIR FACE WITH A MARKER, and most importantly... You woke me from my nap. And that's all we have on record. I'm gonna go take a nap now. *walks away*
Alter:*grins widely* *jumps into portal to the demon world*
P0ké: GODDAMMIT!