"Put that cloak back on, or it shall become the body bag in which I drag you!"

So Phantom is officially a DnD character! And this happened^^^

Another person in my party has a cleric...that glows...all the time...
Which means whenever he's not wearing a cloak I'm rolling at a disadvantage. Cause Phantom can't see wtf she's doing.

Phantom is displeased. But she can't hurt him cause he's the only healer in the group. The Orc, on the other hand...he just might.

My favorite parts of my campaign so far:

Dm: roll for athletics to get over this wall of boulders.
Everyone else: *rolls high, climbs over*
Me: *rolls 2* ...
Dm: ...you climb up but fall off and take three damage
Me: yeah that's fair

Orc: I roll for perception!
Dm: everyone roll for perception
Everyone else: *rolls a literal nat 20*
Orc: *rolls 5* oh come on!

And the newest one:

Dm: the crab moves and attacks Phantom *rolls low* ...he misses both attack. (My Name), roll for attack
Me: *rolls 19*
Dm: *sighs* with a single movement you stab the crab. It's she'll shatters and shreds it own brain killing it instantly *dies inside*
Entire party: *laughing*

So yeah XD I think I like D&D so far