You Know Your Homestuck Trash When You Can Read That With No Hesitation

And if you can't read it I'll decipher the first couple of lines for you:

Okay Listen Up, You Really Think That That Was A Challenge? Yeah No. I Dare you To Try And Make Sense Of This, I Dare You Motherfucker, I Double Dare You, To Try And Make Sense Of This. No It Doesn't Matter If Your A Homestuck Or Not, If You Manage To Read This In One Go You Deserve A Fucking Medal. Yeah This Is Extreme Explanation Of This And Its Language Is Designed To Use As Many Letters As Possible. This Quick Grown Fool Jumps Over The Lazy Dog. A Quick Grown Fool Jumps Over The Lazy Dog. Look At This! I Made It Easy For You! Extreme Exploitation,Motherfucker! You Just Zip Down To The Post Office And Award Yourself With An Exceptionally Sparkly Sticker. You Did It,Man, I'm Proud Of You.

[Ends up translating the whole thing ^]

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