I haven't updated this in like three years

Just kidding

It's been four

Did anyone miss me?

*crickets chirp*

Figures. 

Anyway, I'm not gonna explain my temporary hiatus because I was technically still here, I just didn't update. For some reason.

I HAD A THOUGHT. 

It has been said that Will Herondale is gorgeous (true btw)

But I realized

He looks like Alec Lightwood

NOW, in TMI Alec is just Alec, and Jace is the 'oh so beautiful blessing to makind that everyone except Clary and sometimes even Clary wants to stab'

We all know this is false because Matt Daddario, am I right? I'm right.

Alec Lightwood, described as plain, but TRULY the gorgeous one because *fanfare* MATT DADDARIO 

Will Herondale is described to look like Alec--or Alec to Will--and Will is described to be gorgeous 

Alec doesn't get recognition for his 'God so loved the world so he sent his only begotten son, Matt' looks, which we all know are beautiful, so . . . 

Will Herondale, who LOOKS LIKE ALEC AND IS DESCRIBED REPEATEDLY TO BE GORGEOUS 

HE'S PRETTIER THAN MATT DADARRIO

*explosion*

That's all 

Thanks for listening to another long-awaited (by no one) chapter of stupidity 

I said good day, sir! (If no one gets this I will weep for humanity)

*throws cookies to make up for an absence of them*