Person: I don't like reading
Me: Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.
Person: *doesn't realize I totally quoted The Infernal Devices*
Me: *cackles*

Life update: School has been going on for too long and I'm already in need of a vacation . . . :(
It pains me how many times I've heard, "I don't like reading!" how I've seen practically no one except myself cradling a book, and how no one has referenced like any fandoms. At all. I did see ONE Lord of the Rings shirt. In all of these like seven weeks of school? ONE fandom shirt that I couldn't even compliment in the hall? *defeated sigh*

My people . . . come out of your caves! I need you! I'll lure you with cookies!